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Friend (seeing my bookcases): Wow, have you read all of these books?
Me: Have you?
Friend: No.
Me: Then yes. Yes I have.

No lie: When the plane landed I had 9 texts and my 13yr old had 343.

Everybody has a photogenic memory, some just don’t have film.

Good health is merely the slowest likely rate at which one can die.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade & locate someone eles who life handed them vodka & have a party.

If you are in problem, if you want a hand, just call my number, because I’m your friend!

Nobody can obtain the truth out of me as even I don’t know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nhi kr sakta.

I only come into job to earn more time off…

Let the childhood come to old age in a childhood.